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Rolos Thrower I designed and built
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YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN IF..........
02/27/13
12:15 PM
1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, Mexia, Waco, Beaumont, Pflugerville, Kerrville, Boerne, New Braunfels, and Amarillo.

2. Your manners include: "Please", "Thank You", "Excuse me", "Ma'am" & "Sir" & you wanna punch those who don't use them.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to put the stuff out in the yard you wanna get rid of.

4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C, TWICE in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals, with the utmost respect!

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You measure distance in minutes or hours.

11. You refer to the capital of Texas as "home of the Longhorns"

12. You know that the Chicken Ranch didn't really raise chickens.

13. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

14. You go to the lake because you know what a Bigmouth and a Striper is.

15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan a wedding date.

18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.

20. ...

21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store... & it's a Drive-thru.

22. You always have iced tea available for guests.

23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 diesel 4x4 is.

24. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing or hot sauce.

25. You learned how to shoot a gun as soon as you can walk.

26. You actually like these jokes and are fixin' to send them to your friends.

27. You know not to order a chicken fried steak using words like "rare" or "well done".

28. You never use the word "veggies".

29. You know where the Cotton Bowl is.

30. You are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
wtc
02/26/13
8:57 PM
From (Chididi02521) <-- u give me goosebumps
To (Chididi02521) --> how
From (Chididi02521) <-- u r cuti and talking to me
LOL
02/04/13
9:52 AM
AppleB: no i like to eat my occasional cheese and i enjoy being constipated from time to time ok
rly
09/10/12
10:38 PM
From (Mirna) <-- i want to eat your hair and poop it out like spaghettie
Moo!
08/26/12
2:55 PM
moogoesthellama: DON'T you MOO AT UR SCHOOL???
moogoesthellama: IM NOT FLOODING IM MOOONG
Colors
07/30/12
10:22 AM
Changing Hompy colors works now.
Top 20 online
07/13/12
10:47 PM
mysql> SELECT uname,hompystats FROM nfc_users ORDER BY hompystats DESC LIMIT 20;
+------------+------------+
| uname | hompystats |
+------------+------------+
| Bubby4j | 171393 |
| Boog | 157995 |
| Mirna | 112195 |
| Mary | 111902 |
| AppleB | 109753 |
| Carleigh | 103211 |
| Liam | 89979 |
| Courtney | 84179 |
| Adobe | 67585 |
| Zoe | 65305 |
| Yawn | 64837 |
| Alli | 63845 |
| EloraGrace | 62496 |
| God | 58448 |
| Bryce | 55121 |
| Alicee | 54727 |
| Mark | 49210 |
| Angela | 47385 |
| Lauren | 46395 |
| Natalie | 45773 |
+------------+------------+
20 rows in set

mysql>
Top 20 Chatted, by characters
07/06/12
7:30 PM
mysql> SELECT sum(length(dta)),uname FROM roomlogs GROUP BY uname ORDER BY sum(length(dta)) DESC LIMIT 20;
+------------------+--------------+
| sum(length(dta)) | uname |
+------------------+--------------+
| 558138 | Jacelynn |
| 352340 | Bubby4j |
| 180105 | Carleigh |
| 164774 | Natalie |
| 155254 | Dave2075 |
| 146040 | Ruby |
| 100231 | Yawn |
| 72797 | MarleyJoy |
| 60669 | Crayonz |
| 56908 | bemonano |
| 56865 | HannaBelle |
| 51126 | Toe |
| 48224 | Lionblaze |
| 47788 | Madelyne |
| 45496 | Ice |
| 33477 | xMorra8079x |
| 29637 | Liam |
| 28414 | AppleB |
| 23520 | Mirna |
| 23409 | fallieballie |
+------------------+--------------+
20 rows in set

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